Poker Memes For Card Gamers

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    Smile - Child: Hey Dad, why is my sister named Rose? Dad: Because your Mum loved roses. Child: Oh okay, thanks Dad. Dad: No worries, AceKing Suited
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    Font - Which one do you hate the most? 1 2 2 0 Comment below 3 4
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    Photograph - 7/3 You
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    Hair - 꾀 This is John John has 3 school work to deliver, 2 tests from school and have dishes to wash. John decided to play the sunday storm
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    Product - The mini heart attack you get when You can't feel these in your pocket
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    Organism - Me: He's bet 2 streets and now jammed into me, I should fold Inner me: call him with Ace high, there's a missed flush draw
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    Organ - MY HEART RUNNING A MARATHON GETTING ROBBED AT GUNPOINT Jamming pocket 3s for 10 bigs blind v blind in a tournament
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    Forehead - tan ADDICTS: BEFORE AND AFTER ALCOHOL COCAINE WEED POKER
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    Watch - I DON'T ALWAYS GET POCKET ACES IN POKER BUT WHEN I DO, EVERYONE ELSE FOLDS
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    Gesture - When the river brings 3 clubs to the board and you have the A of clubs ALL IN
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    Food - Waiter: Your steak sir. Very rare. Me: Wow, that's rare. A flop without an Ace when you have pocket kings
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    Bowling - WINNER ME 即可享有特別優待價$25 My motivation and ambition to do well in studies to achieve a high grade to assist in me being awarded a well-respected job with a competitive salary WINNER MINNES 16 17 $10 Spin & Go's WINNER
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    Clothing - Doctor: Are you sexually active? Guy: I only play top 10% of hands Doctor: Wow, a simple no would have sufficed *writes down virgin on notepad*
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    World - PHILLIPS WIN NABUCH ALL IN What does this mirror do, professor? It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts. BRAVES 10 MARLINS ALAVA COMMUNITY Bot 4th
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    Comfort - Her: He must be thinking about other women Him: I can't believe I donked off my whole stack to a fish today
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    Font - Professional Poker Player What my friends think I do ONEK LIONER KRONER DO What I thought I was going to do What my mom thinks I do 2215 What I think I do What the government thinks I do What I actually do
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    Font - I I Only FriEND BoyfriEND GirlfriEND BestfriEND Suited connectors in a multiway pot has no END POKER MEMES
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    Gesture - Me Life Goals $ POKER STARS
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    Chin - WHEN YOU PLAY A HIGH ROLLER EVENT AFTER WINNING A SATELLITE 42 5/ ÓTARJÁN
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    Product - Every poker scene in a movie starter pack one of these cheapass wal-mart chips *holding nuts* "I think you're bluffing, so I'm gonna go all-in. $19.96 hero buys in for entire bankroll "I see your 100... and raise you another 200" exposing hole cards to everyone in a 100 foot radius slowroll + unrealistic cooler combo
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    Triangle - THE PYRAMID OF INTELLECT People who goes all in everytime they flop a flush draw Ph.D. MASTER'S DEGREE BACHELOR'S DEGREE ASSOCIATE'S DEGREE HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA
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    Forehead - 10 2N N 10 ☐
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    Sleeve - MANAGING MY MICROSTAKES ONLINE BANKROLL DRUNK $1/2 AT MY LOCAL CASINOA
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    Cartoon - Weekly $5k Freeroll Ticket Woah. This is worthless!
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    Outerwear - When you flop a set of 9s on an A-K-9 board Call the ambulance! But not for me!
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    Forehead - Watching a 3 way all in preflop in PLO and trying to follow who's winning |A = mr2 C=2лr sin COS tan 30° 45° 60° INN 472221 NI-NE 2x 30⁰ x√3 45 5 3 60% X | sin xdx==C0$ x + C dx tgx+C, COS X ftgxdx=-Incosx- dx sin x ==Intg dx dx arctg. V ==Tr-h 3 tan (8) 10 h elad V = πr²h ax²+bx+c=0 a(x²+²x+5)=0 r 2+2+²-³ (x+². 32-4ac
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    Nose - NOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST FLOAT THE FLOP WITH A JACK-HIGH BACKDOOR FLUSH DRAW!! YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH EQUITY!!! haha river card go *bink* 5 ER 69 10 74
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    Rectangle - Mom, can I have Mom: No, we have O > Jr Jr A xxxx at home: 666 ca UL A S. 4) ? at home.
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    Forehead - WHEN YOU BUST OUT OF A KNOCKOUT TOURNAMENT BUT GOT ONE BOUNTY BEFORE
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    Hair - "You're lucky I folded. I would've had a flush." Me: BOLL @heckoffsupreme

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